Monday, September 19, 2005

Networking

So aside from being a darn good place to have an adult libation, the Fruit Loop ™ is also a hub of networking activity.

Deals have been made, songs have been sung, romance has flourished all in the confines of the Brutal Poodle ©. No matter what it is you may need in life, somebody there either has it or knows someone who can get it for you.

Need to find a long lost loved one? Talk to Thom over in the corner.
Need to find a lost pet? Talk to Scott and Jim, they can help.
Need legal help? Talk to Rudy and set up an appointment, he can probably assist.
Need to find a fender for a 52 Buick? Talk to Lee, he knows where to find it.
Need to sell a house? Throw a piece of ice in any direction in the bar, you’re apt to hit a realtor. (I’m not sure exactly how the Brutal Poodle© became a real estate bar but for some reason it has).
Need an expert witness on “toe tapping”? PEOPLE KNOW!

The moral of the story is this: The Brutal Poodle is better than the yellow pages.