Boozy Laundry

Ask any average Joe how they feel about laundry and you'll get a generally negative response, running the gamut from "meh" to "I absolutely can't fucking stand it and I'd rather buy new underwear than do laundry".

What's the solution to this necessary evil? What's the solution to most things? Why, copious amounts of alcohol, of course. Pick a random week day. If I do laundry during the week, I do it on a Tuesday because it's two-for-one, and you'll end up with more quarters for the dryer (and a HUGE buzz).
Now, a couple of things to keep in mind: You can only park on the lot WHILE YOU ARE DOING LAUNDRY. Don't put a basket on your seat and think you can go party all night, your shit will get towed. Buli dat. But, while your stuff is washing or drying (or you're folding), you're fine, so no worries.

So throw your clothes in the washer. Set your watch. Ok, no one wears a watch anymore, just check your cell phone. 20 minutes is just enough time to enjoy a smart adult beverage. Soooooooo, walk next door, then go put your clothes in the dryer, then go have 2 more cocktails, then go fold your clothes. You may go for the bonus round as a reward for being finished after you fold, but don't forget about the parking situation. That would doubly suck, because you'd have no car, and all your clean clothes would be locked inside it. To recap:





1) Put clothes in wash

2) go have 1 drink

3) Put clothes in Dryer

4) Go have 2 drinks

5) Fold clothes

For an extra bonus round of fun in suds, go do your laundry on a weekend day. If you ask Scooter extra nice, he'll let you fold your clothes at the bar, provided you're

a) legal

b) drinking

c) cute

Hell, the Poodle's cleaner than the laundry mat, and you can show off those new undies while watching "Dance Naked" and doing shots. Talk about embracing a necessary evil....